Popewatch
Good evening. I’m on night shifts at work – waiting .. and waiting .. for the pope to die!
When he does, we have a special procedure to get all the pre-written obit stuff that we have online as quickly as possible, and then my quiet night-shift will then actually get very busy! ‘Popewatch’ starts here!
I think I’m going to make hourly updates, as at the moment he’s “Clinging to life” … so it can’t be long now.
He went eventually though, didn’t he?