It’s a funny old world. I would never have dreamed that an obscure Streets song would end up being the soundtrack to my week, but that’s the way life goes sometimes. And so I’m playing it … a lot. [Two Nations MP3 clip] Don’t steal music though kids, go and download the whole thing legally [...]

And welcome to Leatherhead Hospital. Part of the East Elmbridge and Mid Surrey Primary Care Trust, because today boys & girls, Geoff is visiting the Dermotologist. But this does mean that I’m stuck in a waiting room for a while as I get waited to be seen, and if there’s one place more than my [...]

Right! Let’s play a game then. It’s called “Guess how much I had to pay an emergency plumber to come and fix my leaking shower this afternoon”. I discovered it yesterday where there was a pool of water on my bathroom floor, and found that the whole of the back of the wall behind the [...]

I really hate it when there’s so much going on sometimes, that you want to blog everything, but then realise that a lot of it is largely irrelevant, and so you end up doing nothing. Or – do as I did, is to put a post up, and then a few hours later take it [...]

For the same price that it costs to park for ‘Between one and two hours’ in the arrivals car park at Gatwick, you could buy 23 Cadbury’s Creme Eggs from my local shop. Good Friday and Easter Monday are NOT public holidays in the USA. I visited the house today that I used to live [...]

If you recieved a one-word email from someone you knew that just said “test” – how would you respond? Go on … give me instant answer! Don’t think about it too much, just imagine that an email drops into your inbox, you open it up, and it just says “test”. And it’s from someone that [...]

You know how the whole world is on a diet? Everyone except me that is. In fact, it’s the reverse. I want to get fatter please – so if anyone has got any good tips of how I can increase my bulk – please let me know! Over the last 6 months I’ve managed to [...]

Number of times I have now seen Depeche Mode live : 4 – (November 1990, September 1998, October 2001 and now April 2006) My estimated average age of the people there: 34 Rough percentage of people wearing black clothes in some shape or form: 65% The price of an ‘Olive Green’ T-Shirt: �20 If you’re [...]

America. Land of freedom and opportunity … right? And now to me : new music. Coming back on the plane last week, I got chatting to the guy next to me who I just assumed was American, because .. well, he sounded it! Turned out though that he was an English chap that had just [...]