Comments on: Three little things

By: Alan Perks

Alan Perks — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:16:08 +0000

Only one problem for Geoff trying to impersonate Jesus; yes, he’d need to start growing that beard now ready for NEXT year!!

By: Chucker

Chucker — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:58:07 +0000

Out here in the country (Hanahan) I have an automatic bird-sound-turner-on…whenever my orange cat wanders outdoors, he is greeted by whistles, trills, caws and screeches. The Blue Jays come VERY close as they zoom in on him, squawking the whole time. The cardinals and sparrows keep a distance and a din.

Oh, maybe your failure to gain weight is due to a faulty scale. Mine, for eaxample, keeps adding pounds.

By: geofftech

geofftech — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 16:16:17 +0000

#12 – I bought some beachwear flip-flops yesterday. they’re the closest thing I have to sandals. that’d work.

By: Ciaran

Ciaran — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:41:17 +0000

Camilla, it might be a bit difficult for a female. You might get lynched as a blasphemer. Maybe you could team up with Geoff and pretend to be Mary.
Geoff, have you got Sandals and a donkey? If so, get weaving me old mucker.

By: geofftech

geofftech — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:57:39 +0000

#9 – LOL! And i really meat that … Ciaran, I am in a coffee shop with free wireless in downtown Charleston, and people just turned and looked at me when I laughed at that!

And bizarrely, it’s actually Spoleto Festival fortnight here in Charleston at the moment, so there ARE lots of artsy people and weird things going on at the moment anyway! A jesus figure wandering about probably would blend in very well…

Oh, and Leigh couldn’t believe my “No birds noises” comment – so I have to say that washing up at the sink this morning, a beautiful red cardinal did indeed land on the neugbours truck outside and start chirping, so I had my “nature” moment after all. Excellent.

By: Camilla

Camilla — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:04:29 +0000

does that actually work? hmmmm might have to try that!

By: Ciaran

Ciaran — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:00:37 +0000

Just had a brilliant idea. Why don’t you buy a donkey, grow a beard and dress up as Jesus. Make sure its around the time of a religious festival;. A mate of mine did that in Spain and got free beer for a week in some tiny Spanish village.

By: Ciaran

Ciaran — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:57:43 +0000

Never mind all that… have you got a job yet?

Come on… you did enough skiving at the BBC, they won’t stand for that shit in the good old US of A.

Job Centre now sonny, that’s your best move!

By: Kris in Hawaii..#202

Kris in Hawaii..#202 — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 18:05:02 +0000

I’ll trade ya. Here, nesting cardinals with their chee-chee-chee-chee (a most obnoxious and annoying sound) wake us up every AM at daybreak..I do not mind however the mynah birds chattering and walking on my roof…

Proportionally, considering the size of the country, that number of murders isn’t that huge… and I bet most of them are domestic violence situations, not random.

I cannot imagine why you are still losing weight! (or not gaining sufficiently)..Now that you don’t have to run from Tube station to station, you should be packing on the poundage! Time for more gravy and biscuits..

By: geofftech

geofftech — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 17:31:44 +0000

because my body clock is still ‘adjusting’