Zone 1 Challenge 2005

"Annual event right?", I'd written at the end of last years write up. And so it proved, as outside Oxford Circus at midday gathered twenty-eight people, all prepared for the Zone 1 2005 challenge.

Neil & I had met up in a cafe nearby an hour before, and immediately got spotted by one of two chaps who had flown over from Sweden for a few days, specifically to take part in the event!

Jack Welsby (previous record holder for the whole thing) came down too to help organise as it was he that had the official 'hat' with the 33 possible starting locations inside it, one of which he would pick at random.

So people starting turning up, and we took their 'team' pictures and got them to fill in entrance forms along with their team name for the day.

A few people were late arriving, and by the time the station was picked, text messages and phone calls were made to the stragglers to tell them to go straight to the starting point.

For the starting station I'd told Jack to say something along the lines of "And the starting station, is ... Amersham!", but he played it straight, and St. James Park was chosen place - home to LU headquarters of course above the station at 55 Broadway!

You could see everyone's minds immediately ticking over "Which way to go ...?", and on the tube down there, maps and pens were produced and people starting pondering.

At the station itself, we arrived with half an hour to spare before the allotted starting time of 1pm, and again - people huddled in corners, knelt down - or just found a quiet bench out of the way away from people's prying eyes to plan their routes.

Some people had brought 33 pre-planned routes with them (one for every possible starting station), so knew immediately what they were going to do. Myself and Neil found a quite hidey-hole, dug in, and three tube maps and scribbling's later decided that we were going to start by heading west - a popular choice as about 70% of people decided to start by going this way.

There was then a small piece of confusion at the start as I said that we'd "go" on the first trains after 1pm, but as everyone appeared to be ready 10 minutes before, we got things underway and we set people off on trains.

It turned out that a couple of people had popped off to go to the toilet, etc.. and I'd missed this so Jack (master of timekeeping!) had to log another official start time for them when they got back a few minutes later to find that everyone had left! It wasn't a massive issue though, as people were trusted to keep track of their own times - but Jack did official log all the official starting times.

We figured that with Queensway out of action (meaning that you couldn't run between there and Bayswater), then no new 'record' time would be set today, but that something of about 3 hours might be possible.

So for the next three hours or so, 30 odd people or could be found darting about changing trains and going for the fastest time.

Three hours (ish) later . . .

And we all met at the pub! The Horse & Groom in Great Portland Street, handy with its tables outside on the pavement so those not-quite-of-legal-pub-age could still loiter about outside.

Jack had kindly make the effort to pop home during the three hours that we were doing it, type up everyone's names nicely onto a sheet, and as people arrived they quietly told him their times and he compiled who was where in the overall 'chart'.

It was quite obvious though from the fact that myself & Neil, Erin & Peter and Håkan and Patrick were the first three teams back with no one else for a few minutes that one of us had probably been the fastest - but who had won?

There was no sign of Jodie & Mark (who eventually called us, and in fact never made it to the pub!), and Chris & Andrew who were nowhere to be seen by the time we started the rundown. They called half-way through to confirm that they had the slowest time, and so hadn't affected the final standings anyway!

And so, in reverse order of finishing, the teams & times were as follows:

 

Chris Presswell and Andrew Toynbee had an amusing team name, but not an amusing time! They finished at Pimlico, having ended their journey by being the only team to venture into Zone 2 by going south down the Northern Line to Stockwell, and then up then up the Victoria line from there to their finish point.

When we all got back to the pub though, we had to wait ages for these guys to show. I was starting to get a bit worried about what had happened to them!

It turned out that they went the wrong way (oops!) from St. James park at the beginning (they went west instead of east) and ended up repeating a section of the Piccadilly Line which cost them dear. But they had a great day, had some fun t-shirts, and came very close to winning the 'best team name' too.

Chris was very proud later to discover that not only had they been last to finish today, but they had the slowest ever recorded Zone 1 time. "But at least we got sub four hours!" he added.

Chris has got a write up of this on his own webpages here.

 

Mark Collins and Martin Elsdon I admit did not choose this team name, in fact I forget who it was that cheekily suggested it (Bronwyn & Barry I think) but someone picked it on behalf of them - hope you don't mind guys!

They had to smile when they first though that they had come last when the standings were first read out, only for half way though Chris & Andrew (above) to turn up and announce an even slower time!

They finished at Oxford Circus.

 

Zone 1 'virgins" Barry Gater and Bronwyn Sutton ended at St. Paul's having spent just over three and a half hours getting round Zone 1.

And who said that tube challenging was just done by a bunch of geeks?

Girls can be geeks too! Well .. sort of. Australian Bronywn told me that she didn't want to do all the 'standard touristy stuff' that most people do whilst they're here and was always looking for more unusual things to do, and she was the one that had to coerce colleague Barry into doing this with here.

They'd gone to the effort to create their own customised t-shirts, nice one guys. Good team name too!

 

 

Jodie Armstrong and Mark Hurn didn't manage to meet us at Oxford Circus, but I had them on the phone at the moment that Jack picked the station, and whilst they started behind everyone else at St. James Park, Jack made sure he got their official start time.

Back at the pub later they also took their time showing up .. in fact, they didn't show up - so at no point during the day did we see them - hence me having to use the photo that I got of them last year.

The last we heard was a phone call from Jodie saying "Er.. yeah, we finished at St. Paul's but we're at Kings Cross and Mark is taking a shower". A shower! At King's Cross? And I thought it was a railway station! Bizarre.

 

When Jonathan 'Senji' Amery turned up, I was a little surprised because for some reason he was nothing like I had imagined him to be from his on-line personality.

He'd just been down to the LU museum shop to pick up a brand new underground t-shirt (you could still see the crease lines from the packaging in it!), and so 'the beard' had arrived.

He finished at an intriguing place - at Edgware Road on the Circle/District/H&C line, and I was just about to ask him his entire route in the pub, when he announced that he "Fancied having a crack at the 'all lines in shortest time'" attempt, and would anyone care to join him?

I thought he was joking at first, until he then got up and said "Right, I'm off to do it then!", and that was the last we saw or heard from him!

Jeff Harvey, went winging it round on his own, also a 'Zone 1 virgin' and so was quite pleased with his time.

Like a lot of people, he ended on the spur out at Vauxhall.

He admits to not being in the fittest of forms, and that if he had then with a bit of running he could have made some of the connections faster.

He had a fairly quiet journey round, being far too polite and not bumping into anyone. The closest he came to a mishap was when he stumbled himself and tripped over his own feet whilst running down the stairs to catch a train coming into the platform at Sloane Square.

Steven Karahan is a seasoned tube-runner, and along with Samuel Robinson currently holds the unofficial Alphabet record time too, so we reckoned that they would well organised.

And they were! Along with a copy of the must-have 'Way Out' map, they also had a hard to find 'Clever Tube Hopper' guide, which tells you the correct carriage to stand in when making changes. They even had walkie talkie radios so that they could chat to one another if they got separated or were just some distance apart.

They had a near miss at Euston which resulted in just missing another train at Kings Cross where they then had to wait 5 minutes for a Northern line train, so they felt they could have been quicker with a little more luck.

They also had a dilemma at Aldgate about which train was going to depart first - the Circle Line or the Metropolitan Line - they chose the Circle, but the Met left first! They finished at Vauxhall.

Andrew Steer recorded every step of his journey today which ended up with him finishing at Vauxhall.

He had a huge problem with his ticket towards the end when the barriers refused to read his ticket properly and he has to start (legitamately) "doubling up" with innocent passengers that were in front of him at the barriers .. lucky you didn't get caught mate! Try explainging that one!

"My ticket is valid as you can see, but if you could let me go please as I'm in the middle of a Zone 1 challenge..."

He also got on board a Circle line train by mistake at Edgware Road (hey - we've all done that, right?), and was just cursing himself when the doors magically opened again and he was able to get off and wait for and board the correct Hammersmith & City line train instead!

Andrew - I believe - was also highest placed "tube virgin" here today, as everyone else places in the Top 10 as had cracks at either Zone 1, or doing 275 stations before, so on that front he was quite pleased.

He is also in favour of Anthony's dust mask theory (see below), as he says: "I blew my nose when I got back that evening and then discovered loads of jet-black crud on my handkerchief. Yuk!"

 

A hot favourite to win the day, surely? Last years winner Steve Paull (excellent pun-based team name Steve), did not agree though when I put this sentiment to him!

He didn't get off to the best of starts either - as 18th placed Chris & Andrew were not alone in going in the wrong direction from the start! And Neil & I were in the same carriage at Steve at Victoria when he got out, ran to the other platform and headed back east to St. James' Park!

Fortunately for Steve, Jack was still there with his clipboard & starting clock, and was able to send Steve off again with a new start time.

Steve finished at Euston, and admitted that he thinks he should have done better.

With apologies for the appallingly bad blurred photo, Chris Green only managed to get out of work at midday, so I had to text him the starting station whereupon he hot footed it down to as fast as he could to make it in time for the start.

He was meant to have a female accomplice, who could unfortunately not make it for the day.

His amusing point of the day was right at the beginning at St. James Park, he got asked by some American tourists which direction they should travel in to get to Tower Hill. Perhaps some of challengers that started by going the wrong way should have checked with Chris too!Overall, he was pleased with his 9th placing as he was "Ahead of people that he thought he would never beat",which made him a happy chappy. He also finished at Vauxhall.

We think perhaps that Ric Bracenbury was hoping for a prize for 'longest team name' in case anything else failed.

Ric is no tube-virgin, in fact he does currently hold the unofficial record for doing Zone 1, in 2 hours, 45 minutes, 11 seconds - but of course this time would not be broken today because of the Queensway closure.

Ric though, was an obvious favourite, and perhaps thought that he could have done better too. He finished at Euston.

 

 

Peter Miller turned up looking like he'd got out of bed on the wrong side, and had to be coaxed into grinning to the camera for this picture.

"I'm still in the middle of my tube 'downtime' phase" he said, as he's had a few attempts at the whole thing recently with a few problems along the way, which had made him a little morose about the whole tube!

I then managed to insult him by asking if he'd put on weight, proclaiming that he looked older than he actually was, and with that confidence instilled in him he dashed off in his AFC Wimbledon shirt for a good solo time, finishing up at Vauxhall along with a few others.

Peter was also one of many people who only planned his route once the starting station had been announced, and whilst on his way round he saw six other teams of people. He finished the last 25 minutes of his journey with 13th placed 'Jeff with a J' too.

He should also be credited for doing the whole thing without a 'Way Out' map, or any references to what carriage he should be in to make the swiftest change, and therefore often found himself battling against crowds of people. Well done sir!

 

David Scard, Mark Knee and Tara Exell (absent on the day) formed the '221 ft' team, also with customised t-shirts.

David had got quite excited during the week about any media presence on the day, making me think he's got similar media whore tendencies to myself & Neil, but in the end - no TV cameras were present to film the epic event.

They finished at Russell Square in a little over three hours, a good time but one which David knows he can beat.

They had a few fun 'incidents' on the way round, including a moment at Notting Hill Gate where they ran up to a District Line train just as the doors were closing, wrenched them apart, and both squeezed in to be met by a round of applause from the passengers already on the train!

They also missed getting the High Street Kensington -> Olympia train to go to Earl's Court by a few seconds, and were cursing their luck as they had to wait 4 minutes for the next Wimbledon train to come down. When it did, they then overtook the Olympia bound train outside Earls Court as it sat stuck at a signal - i.e. it was to their advantage that they'd not got that first train. We later found out there was a problem with the Olympia branch and all trains going to/from it.

"221 feet", is incidentally - the level of the deepest tube station on the network at Hampstead. (Just in case you were wondering about their team name!)

(Later, David gets back to me saying "One other thing: 221ft is actually just near Hampstead under Hollybush Hill. The station itself is not that deep. Not that I really care, but someone will probably pick you up on it otherwise...")

 

Now young Stephen Knight had been banging on to us for a while about how committed he was about the whole affair, so we knew he'd put in a good effort and would be amongst the favourites.

A keen runner, he'd been out making sure that his fitness was up to scratch, although with his entire route as yet to be revealed to us we're not sure which bits of running he did yet.

He finished at Sloane Square though, and would have been even faster if the driver of his Hammersmith & City line train at Edgware Road hadn't of "Bloody well wandered off for 8 minutes to go to the toilet ...!", and also had to queue up/wait whilst coming south into Elephant & Castle which cost him a few valuable minutes.

 

Winning the 'best team name' (scant consolation at not winning the whole thing?!) were

Adham Fisher and Anthony Smith (better known to some as the Underground Masker) with friend Raju who had been part of the planning but couldn't actually make it on the day.

We knew Adham from last year was the most energetic person we've ever met, so it was somewhat shocking to discover that Anthony is equally as enthusiastic and so together they were indeed the most boisterous of theydon-boys that you'd ever seen.

Anthony's great mask actually broke on him halfway round, and he was somewhat miffed when we actually caught up with him halfway round his route. They'd just got a Central Line train a few minutes before us, but we caught up with them at Notting Hill where no train had come for 5 minutes! Much friendly banter ensued, before we left them somewhere on Piccadilly Line, wondering where each other was going. (They eventually finished at Vauxhall)

Anthony also sold copies of his 'tube song' CD that he's created. More details of that on his website here.

 

Awww, bless .. don't we look like a lovely gay couple in that picture? Don't panic folks, Geoff 'n' Neil have no plans to get together (yet), but instead are still forming a formidable partnership in all-things-tube.

People still didn't seem to believe us down the pub afterwards when we told everyone that we'd taken it easy -but it's true! We did the Aldgate/Aldgate East run and the Euston/Euston Square run and the Paddington interchange at a very humble jogging pace - no super sprinting for us.

Key change of the day though was going down to Vauxhall on the Victoria line, and then getting a South West Trains service back up in to Waterloo, where we waited for less than a minute - and our biggest wait at any point during our run was just 4 minutes for a Northern Line train at Tottenham Court Road.

We finished at Russell Square, just a few agonizing seconds behind the top two placed teams ...

 

A seemingly initially shy Erin Faulkner approached us saying "You're the guys for the Zone 1 thing, right?", and when it transpired that she was by herself for the day - the people she was meant to have been doing it with dropped out - I more or less press ganged Erin into doing it with someone so that she wasn't all by herself, and forced her upon Peter Smyth - hence the conglomerated team name.

Erin's a Kiwi over here doing the two-year visa thing and admits to being "A bit of a geek girl", although mainly she loves the history and the architecture of our tube system.

I don't know whether they argued about who's route they were going to use, or who 'took the lead' (so to speak), but myself & Neil bumped into them as we were both nearing the end of our routes at Elephant & Castle. They were heading to Euston to finish (with one change), myself and Neil also had one change and the same number of stations left to do - so we knew it was going to be close, and it was - just 19 seconds difference!

But an even closer difference in the number of seconds prevented Peter & Erin being the winners, with just 14 seconds separating them in second place, and the team in first place who are ...

 

So ... who would you have tipped to win the Zone 1 Challenge then, someone from London? At the very least someone from England? No!

Step forward Håkan Wolgé and Patrick Sillén, who came all the way from Lund, Sweden (bringing their ladies with them to do some all important shopping whilst they ran about tubes!), to take part.

It's not their first try though, as they came out in February of this year to have an attempt and got a great time of 2 hours, 58 minutes and 37 seconds.

So when they walked into the pub right after me, I knew that they'd also got a good time.

Turns out that Håkan is an experienced computer programmer (it's his job), and had actually written his own program to work out the quickest possible times around the Zone 1 system. He thought that my local knowledge would have an advantage though "Especially as I walked most of it really". He what? Yes .. he didn't even run that much! "A little light jogging here and there", he said - which goes to show that for all the sprinting up and down escalators that you want to do, you don't have to run to win!

They did show me their route in the pub - but I forget it now - but I know that they started by heading east, and finished at Vauxhall. Hakan has got a complete write up on his site here.

A lovely moment occurred in the toilets later when we both standing at the urinals together. "You don't mind me winning, do you?" he said, a grin on his face .. and almost apologetic? That a foreigner should come in and steal out thunder? "Not at all!" I chuckled, and I mean it! It was a fun day, everyone enjoyed it - and we'll back to do it again next year ... Well done guys!

Håkan with his winning trophy, and a copy of Anthony's CD


Media Whorage

There was no TV coverage of us this year, as the Beeb weren't interested and although twice I got a call from two different people from ITV who sounded as if the were interested, they never showed - so nothing happened on TV front.

However, fellow friend & blogger Pixeldiva did accompany us for part of the journey, and took plenty of photos to enter herself into the Observer Hodge Photographic Award, and we'll obviously let you know if anything happens.

Additional Stuff

Special mention must go to all those that made their own t-shirts, our favourites being 18th placed Chris & Andrew who had the slogan 'Stand on the f**king right' on the backs of theirs!

Apparantly, I also promised a 'booby prize' to whoever came last which I then forgot about, so it looks like I've now got to go and get them something!

A big 'thanks' also to Helene for coming out and carrying our bags for us, but most important of all - the Zone 1 jam sponge cake which she made, and was eaten extremely quickly at the pub when it was brought out. (Note to self: Must pick a pub that serves food next year).

She also brought a complete first aid kid to patch up a couple of people that got got scraped and bumped & bruised on the way round .. cooking, first aid - yes, it's the mother of the tube challengers!

 

A fair amount of good humoured ribbing also went the way of 'Underground Masker' Anthony (4th place) who takes it upon himself to travel the tube whilst wearing a dust mask.

I actually think he looks quite sinister with it on, so it was quite nice to meet the man 'un-masked' and to discover that he is not so scary after all.

Anthony has also 'released' a CD with a song on it - tube related - called "Stand on the right please", and was selling copies of it yesterday.

You can find the full story of it all on his own website here. But the point was, we couldn't resist sticking a sign up in the pub that said "No dust masks - not in the current climate".

At least we think he found it funny funny!

Thanks to Jack as well for being the 'hat man', and official starting time keeper, and getting everybody off the blocks at different times! Would have been a very disorganised beginning without you mate, much appreciated!

Other write-ups

There is another write-up on Stroppycows site, and Chris (18th place) a write up on his site here, whilst Hakan (the winner) has now put his complete write up online here.

Additonal photos


Joining in with Anthony's dust-mask obsession

 










With immense thanks to the online t-shirt company
for cocking up our order and not realising that we
wanted yellow on black. Not yellow on white, on black!

 


What were Bronwyn and Adham talking about?

I think this is Caption Contest worthy material, so click on the 'comments' link please to suggest your captions!

 


The obligatory 'group photo' at the meeting point

 


Neil (reluctantly at first) uses Geoff's megaphone to
announce the winners - Håkan and Patrick


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